FAN-ANTICS

Go Below The Foil

A. Last week

B. Yesterday

C. What time is it?

A. Scream, cry, and throw yourself on the ground in agony

B. Enter a handstand contest because you don't feel pain

C. Eat a barbacoa burrito (if the paper cut is on your lip, hold the hot salsa)

A. An "I ♥ Barbacoa t-shirt"

B. An unlimited burrito dispensing robot named Ulrich

C. A magical barbacoa-shooting fire hose and a gigantic tortilla blanket

Chipotle Mexican Grill