Infrequently Asked Question of The Month
I’m considering getting a Chipotle tattoo. I think it sounds stylish and glamorous, and I have heard rumors that you get free burritos for life! What do you think?
We would like to defer to your mother on this one. Trust us, you’ll regret it. First off, there is no free-burrito-tattoo-clause anywhere in our handbook (so you’ll go through all the pain for no gain). Second, we believe that burritos belong IN your belly, not inked ON it.